This political parody. if you can't laugh, don't read! (Obama is a ding dong, alright!)
Hmmm.... I wonder if FedEx would be interested in 'naming rights' at the Statue of Liberty?
No... No... NO! I don't want to give up my Blackberry!
OK.... who's the wiseacre who put the ExLax in the Puppy Chow?
White men may not be able to jump, but it's a sure cinch they can't make decent razors!
Hey, Michelle? Where'd you put my choppers?
CHITLINS??? You mean people actually EAT these things?
I wonder if this Paul Lynde impression will help shake loose a few more billion from Congress?
BO! Bad Dog! The Chief Justice's gavel is NOT a chew toy!
Campaign promises??? Is THAT what I was doing??
Bless You My Child! (You know... there may be something to this "Messiah Thing" after all....)
Ollie Ollie, all come free! Fooled ya all!